Cabbage Tots

Another term for Brussels sprouts.

"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"

"The what?"

"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"

by briareos02 June 6, 2013

cheese tots

Dirty sex, including anal and oral sex.

Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"

by elephantjosh December 12, 2015

dinger tots

A straight white male, cocky in nature, known by his crew for hitting lots of dingers; it is common knowledge that if he is not hitting dingers he can be found getting high or at the local KFC

Opposing team: "move in this kid sucks"
Dinger tots:"fuck you I'm dinger tots!"

by Bret3576 May 31, 2016

titty tots

Small tits

"I like girls with D cups. Not titty tots"

by Schumann21 October 9, 2016

pop tots

A child of a Pop Tart

My wife Pop Tart gave birth to three Pop Tots

by 92838448484 January 29, 2017

Thot Tots

Pre pubescent thots ranging between the ages of 12-15.

These Freshman are all thot tots, seniors can't keep their skeney swipers of them.

by GrammaticallyIncorrectNards January 14, 2019

Tainter Tots

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

by Stoney69 March 23, 2019