Crunchy Tortilla

When someone hasn't washed their coochie in a while and the skin gets all stiff and crunchy

Damn that girl had such a crunchy tortilla

by Animal Writes February 10, 2024

Good Tortilla

It is used when someone asks you if you have ever been in Betanzos.

Person 1: Have you ever been in Betanzos? I have been told that the food is good there.
Person 2: Good Tortilla.

by Mamellas May 10, 2024

Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 12, 2024

Italian Tortilla

When you take a tortilla and shove it up a woman's anus and then twist it three times, pull it out, and eat it like a taco

Johnny asked Sarah for a Italian Tortilla and she slapped him with it.

by thafisher51 March 20, 2025

Tomsk Tortilla

When you suck a dog's butthole to extract the dog scat.

Njacked just gave Exenity the Tomsk Tortilla last night.

by Tomsklvr33 September 11, 2025

peanut butter banana tortilla

a blunt with dab wax in it

you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted

by fjanzjdnzjxhs March 2, 2021

sos una tortilla

latino, it can mean "you're a lesbian", but also it's used when someone is switching sides when it suits their needs.

-omg sos una tortilla
-we're married, Carol, you're lesbian too

-she's a tortilla, switching sides just to win an argument
-I think it's called "pro life" but, whatever

by latamdraco7hekeeper December 5, 2021