Tony

An emo depressive kid who is short,annoying and likes girls that don’t even know that he exists!
Tony is such an annoying PERSONN!!
by somebodyouknow April 5, 2022
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Tony

My father, Tony, will not stop calling himself a “bangster,” and has asked me to write this definition in his honor
by KenNoell October 24, 2020
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Tony

Slobbery. Likes to lick things. DO NOT touch his blankie! Will power range you in the nuts. Duct tapes all gifts. Video game abuser. Chin talking, strong bad dancing, mustache winning. Wasps and bees are attracted to all boys named Tony. Calls pads tampon patches. Will talk in his sleep. Huge member.
That bee just stung me like my name is Tony!

That food looks so good, my mouth made a tony.
by Smithing Awesome December 18, 2014
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Tony

Derived from cockney rhyming slang 'Tony Blair', Nightmare.

It refers to when something has gone as bad as it could possibly have done, and is synonomous with the phrase 'epic fail'.

Can be used in a variety of sentences;
'You've had an absolute Tony...'
'Fuck me sideways and call me Tony!'
'Heavens to Tony!'
'Person 1: Dude, i snapped my banjo last night wanking...
The rest of the group: TOOONNYYY!'
'You might as well just be called Tony'
by Johan van der Schmut January 28, 2012
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Tony

Tony Thinks They Know Everything. Mainly Italian. Big Noses. Stoners. Alcoholics. Shoots Steroids In His penis
Tony Is A Dick
Tony Has A Big Ass Nose And Forhead
by Sracy's mom September 23, 2013
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Tony

Amazing in bed.Steals your girl.People call him daddy.loves sports and is very athletic
Tony is so sexy.
by Bxhsjd May 1, 2019
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Tony

To make something secure by use of a key or similar
Are you sure the car will be safe here darling ? Yes, it's okay. I've tony'd it
by Alan B'Stard May 11, 2013
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