morgan freeman

an illegal, but cute red slider turtle from a sketchy shop in New York City. Lives in dorm rooms with the inclination to escape from seemingly impossible enclosures to roam the room for days.
You see my Morgan Freeman? Wait, where is he? *drunk* nooooo morgannnn
by LouderNowLove May 26, 2009
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The Morgan Freeman Theory

"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".

Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)
I have recently fallen victim to The Morgan Freeman Theory
by JoeBee January 18, 2008
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Gordon Freeman Syndrome

The effect when any character, typically in video games, does not make any sounds, speak, grunt, etc. This is named after Gordon Freeman of the Half-Life series, who did not speak, grunt, or make any other sounds.
1. Why does Chrono have Gordon Freeman Syndrome?

2. Bro, Link doesn't have Gordon Freeman Syndrome, he has that high pitched squeal like he was punched in the nuts.
by Duton November 06, 2011
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Michael Lee Freeman

The one that god has sent you to for some pizza and beer.
That looked just like Michael Lee Freeman!
by Pizzazzip May 29, 2020
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Morgan Freeman

A Morgan Freeman is a sex act in which one individual blows the other individual from behind and upon ejaculation the receiver of sed blow job, sharts in the other individuals face, this causes them to have Morgan Freeman freckles.
Got my dick sucked from behind man, she was a freak.

Ya?
Ya man, I shart in this bitches face. I gave that trick a Morgan Freeman yo.
by Dusty"LGBTQ"Haggard September 03, 2016
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Upsidedown Morgan Freeman

The act of shitting on a girls face then shoving your dick in her mouth making her talk while shes hanging upside down
TB: Hey alex you want an upsidedown morgan freeman
Alex: Fuck yes
by abaysal December 23, 2009
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The Morgan Freeman Effect

The effect where, when reading a passage of text, the internal monologue is in Morgan Freeman's voice rather than your own.
"When I read the Ten Commandments, I totally get the Morgan Freeman Effect."
by anaphase January 10, 2015
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