Tijuana Car wash

A drinking event at a party that usually involves group effort (preferably 10+ people) . The person getting a Tijuana Car wash is referred to as “the Car” . It starts by one person(the car) laying on a long table. Two volunteers hold onto a arm on opposite sides of the table dragging “the car” across on his/her back. While the rest of the party stand on each side of the table pouring drinks & shoving snacks into “the car” mouth while they are being dragged across the table on their back. When “the car” reaches the end of the table they are greeted by the biggest breast woman at the party who will then pour tequila into his/her mouth then shove a lime down “the cars” mouth.

Person 1: WHO WANTS TO DO A TIJUANA CAR WASH?!

Person 2: I’ll be the car!

*person 2 is then thrown on his back on a table while the party preforms a tijuana car wash*

by Bloodsteelflex June 26, 2020

tijuana bag lunch

A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.

It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

Tijuana Road Block

When two cars are driving side by side on a two lane road at the same speed not allowing anyone pass. Either intentionally or unintentionally.

Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was stuck behind a Tijuana Road Block.

by Poovie July 9, 2009

Tijuana Barber Pole

The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.

Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!

My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.

by BrackettE November 1, 2010

Tijuana tractor pull

When someone fists a girl in the ass, then drags the girl around the room using that fist.

Damn, that girl was kinky. She wanted me to give her a Tijuana tractor pull!

by PhiKap OHAB September 16, 2009

Tijuana Crime Scene

Its when you are fucking some one up the ass and then they shit all over you and the bed

I feel sorry for who ever that hotel housekeeper is its a Tijuana crime scene in there

by outlaw May 31, 2004

Tijuana Hand Horn

A specialty hand job popularized in Tijuana Mexico. It involves cupping ones hands together and blowing it like a trumpet whilst stroking a man's junk.

I "met" a girl in Mexico who was famous for giving a "Tijuana hand horn."

by ColorRot April 16, 2008