by DickAlHardonya December 16, 2012

by James Rozell October 5, 2008

by swamp donkey wonkey July 8, 2012

by Bran- don Dada July 1, 2009

Swamp donkeys are women who frolic in mud for a living, and talk about things that are way above their pay grade.
by sswwaaughmpdongkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 14, 2003

A poor old bald drunk bastard, in his 30 ' still living with mama. Who can't get it up, it's hard to screw a piece of rope.
Wakes up in his mama's single wide with his hand holding his rope. Mama says son have you tried twisting your rope. Male swamp donkeys do it!!!
by Blue Smurf 76 June 2, 2015

Eldest sibling of the family who wears a bell as jewelry on holiday gatherings. Also known as swamp sister in some eastern philosophies.
by beecolony November 26, 2009
