sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)

Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?

by bruh421 July 22, 2024

Down sloping

When you're drinking with three of the boys in a circle and one proceeds to jerk off both of the two sitting to the left and right and then gives oral to his bro infront of him.

Similar to giving a ski job. But the black diomand version.

I cracked open a cold one with the boys and proceeded with down sloping them. What are bros for.

by TayDaniels January 06, 2018

Schumann Slope

When you get on your bosses bad side and everything you do is ill received furthering your decline down the "slope". Every good deed is twisted and manipulated into a negative outcome usually ending in being fired and/or career ending marks placed on your records.

I've been in the doghouse lately, I feel like I'm on a Schumann Slope out of here.

by T-bone2 March 02, 2018

skin slope

A skin slope happens post nursing after your boobs have been filled with mothers milk after they have been deflated by suckling infant children. You are left with sagging skin and a nipple.

Oh man my boobs used to be taught and percky but post nursing im left with saggy skin slopes

by Faith Breast June 21, 2017

Sloped

When something is rad, cool, amazing, or sensational.
The term originally comes from Snowboarding communities, describing that sick slope they just rode.

Dude I had such a sloped vacation at the ski site.

by MegaHotel September 11, 2022

Sloped

Being fucked up....
“It’s going downhill now”
“It’s all downhill from here”

He was sloped after that shot!

by Dysarthria June 03, 2018

Sloping forehead

One who is of low intelligence, ignorant, agro and behaves like a caveman.

What a sloping forehead, he probably goes swimming with all his clothes on.

by ZEPOL 774 July 14, 2022