Potato

A potato is a object that is comprised of 67% water and the rest potato

hey i just ate 4 potatoes and got all of my daily water needs!

by PLAY DEFLY.IO PLS ITS GOOD December 19, 2018

POTATO

Potato 🥔 🍠 a person who regurgitates false facts, conspiracy theories, lacking originality or critical thinking.

Stop trusting the plan you potato 🥔

by BOSTONJAMES73 July 23, 2020

Potato

something made in Idaho and all that it is known for.

That potato was made in Idaho.

by billybobjoejack April 18, 2017

Potato

People who are full of energy and charm. It doesn't necessarily have to be an insult.

Friend : what do you think of her?
You: she's like a potato, so full of energy.

by Brute422 December 9, 2017

Potato

Me

I’m a lazy potato

by ILIKEBIGBUTTSSANDICANNOTLIE October 2, 2019

Potato

The sensational food with flavorful flavor. People often refer to potato’s as supercalifragalisticexpealidocious or yummy when they eat them. An alternate word for potato is scrub. I disagree with this as scrub does not fit with the extraordinary taste of potato’s. I would recommend carrying a potato around with you at all times just I case you are in urgent need of a snack. Or if a friend asks you for a snack on the go you will pull out a irresistible potato and your friend will not be able to believe their eyes.”A potato!!!”, They would cry with tears of joy,”Thank you for quenching my hunger! It tastes very, veeeeeery good.” Potato’s produce potato chips, mashed potato a place in your heart, and french fries.

Vikki:what is that you are holding,Katharine.
Katharine:oh, why this, Vikki, is my to-go potato.

by Tragicc February 16, 2019

Potato

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.

Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!

by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019