meatloaf logic

1) Coversation filler: sentence enhancers used enrich a boring, agonizing conversation.

2) Story fillers: The extra crappy filler episodes in your regularly scheduled programing to fill the gap an give the producer and team time to make more awesomeness.

3) Coincidental occurances created to link two or more completely contradicting together.
1) Mike's grocery store trip sounded more interesting with meatloaf logic.

2) Jen scoffed at the 5 episodes of meatloaf logic wasted on explaining Hero's after learning off the changing
alliances...again.

3) No amount of meatloaf logic can account for the number of 1-year old Christmases that Maggie Simpson has sufferef through.
by p jones October 22, 2013
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meatloaf sunrise

You awake your significant other when she is on her period and promptly blow a raspberry on her vagina and then eat her ass out with the spaghetti sauce on your face.
I woke up in my dorm and gave my girlfriend a meatloaf sunrise. She loved it, but now she has to change the sheets.
by myfullGodgivenname March 20, 2023
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Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019
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Polish meatloaf

The act of tying your neighbors penis in a knot
Yo, dude billy just gave Greg a polish meatloaf it was sexy as fuck!
by Jesus's butthole February 10, 2015
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Angus Wangus Meatloaf

When you are invited over to your male friend’s house for a “dinner party” (which inherently is homosexual), but rather than being presented with a cute home-cooked meal, your male friend (who probably goes by the name of Angus) lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “someone has gotta eat this meatloaf!”
Hey there, blank/Angus. I know you were going to host a dinner party, but all I ask of you is that you do not serve up Angus Wangus Meatloaf!
by dbfluffypuppy March 05, 2024
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Angus wangus meatloaf

When your friend (probably called Angus) invites the fellowship over for what is assumed to be a wholesome, home cooked meal—but rather than putting food on the table, he lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “well… somebody gotta eat this meatloaf!”.
Hey friend/Angus, I know you said you would love to have the companions over for dinner tonight, but all we ask is that you aren’t serving us that Angus wangus meatloaf!
by dbfluffypuppy May 09, 2024
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Sexy meatloaf

After fisting someone’s ass hole you put the ingredients to a meat loaf into their ass and mix them to bake later.
by Chase Webb October 11, 2022
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