local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump

See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude

by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022

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Local bub

Kelli is your local bub. Always a shrimp lover :)

If you need your local bub, kelli is just that!

by ._.Your~local~bub._. November 28, 2018

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Local Bopper

A female in town who is good enough to sleep with but not good enough to date, would not bring home to mom. Probably laugh about her with the guys. Swipped right because drunk.

Oh yeah, she's just a local bopper. Nothing like a Katie or a DeeNa.

by Mollusc March 19, 2019

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local expert

A neighbourhood expert (usually called Karen) who always interferes and is vocal about knowing what’s best

Karen on that Neighbourhood app is such a local expert, the annoying cunt

by Charlie Uniform November Tango April 7, 2020

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Hipster Local

The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.

Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”

Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”

Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”

Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”

by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019

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Locally shuffle

The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.

Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.

by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018

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