Jake

A leader of a clan that thinks he is better than everyone yet he is 5th best in his own clan.

Juan: Im way better than you, be quiet, just because your the leader of a clan doesnt mean you are better than me.

Nick: Of course, that is Jake always.

by XBG Fat_Turtle October 9, 2018

jake

Jake is the hottest and cutest guy around. He has sexy blond hair, and gorg blue eyes. Not only is he hot, he is also the NICEST person in the WHOLE WORLD, who is VERY considerate and cares about others. He is the PERFECT guy!

A: OMG I just met the NICEST AND HOTTEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Guess who it was??
K: JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
A: You betcha!

by Monkeyzebra57 November 7, 2013

Jake

is a quad amputee, with one of the limbs being his microcock. he has a very large head, most of which being brain.

bro ur such a jake. i both hate and respect you for that

by French Fries Aren't French June 17, 2020

jakes

a jake is a cop aka 12 or police officer

"Fuck the Jakes they can't tame us' - L'A capone

by lil smiff May 14, 2015

Jake

Stinkeyyyyyy

A Stinkeyyyyyy mannnnnn (jake)

by Stinkeyyyyyy November 24, 2021

Jake

huge dick, will get a girlfriend any day

Jake is the sexiest person i have ever met

by l' August 17, 2018

jake

He's dorky, but he is cute, sweet, and always has something nice to say. He makes you feel special when he smiles at you. He makes your heart jump and you could never stop thinking, "it's a pleasure to have him in my life, I love him". I love him and love he's in my life, he makes me complete.

Jake, I love you <3

by Loveliness September 5, 2016