Max Prestige Gooner

Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning

*sees guy gooning in class*
Bro is a max prestige gooner

by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024

Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

The act of gooning on your friends couches

Why did u do the Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

by Ejrhshend September 9, 2025

gooner

A person who is porn-addicted and cannot quit the addiction. Basically they’re resistant to common sense and the ability to seek porn addiction treatment

Person 1: Hey bro I fap twelve times a day
Person 2: So you’re a gooner huh you fucking porn addict

by Hotornotisthyquestion December 29, 2023

Gooner Yala

The indigenous tribe of gooners in Panama, known for their creation of molas, fabric-layered works of art, sometimes depicting elaborate renditions of their surroundings (often gooning.)

“Yo you wanna see the Gooner Yala tomorrow?”
“Yeah man, their molas go hard. They make me hard too.”

by OneWaffleBoi August 29, 2025

Gooner

a person who jerks off to female cartoon characters frequently

Person A : you know that Oliver guy right? He's a gooner
Person B : yeah i've heard about him, he keeps jerking off to gumball's mom
Person A : idk but as i can tell his parents never loved him.

by Diicho September 26, 2025

Granny Gooner

Someone who is addicted to granny porn and loves it entirely

"I was just a regular gooner. But now I'm a granny gooner."

by Kaiba1098 March 18, 2025

Gooner

A frequent gower of the goon AKA (Fools Lagoon) Sea Of Thieves

Hey we're passing your home! You God danm gooner!

by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021