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Granny Gooner

Someone who is addicted to granny porn and loves it entirely
"I was just a regular gooner. But now I'm a granny gooner."
by Kaiba1098 March 18, 2025
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Max Prestige Gooner

Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
*sees guy gooning in class*
Bro is a max prestige gooner
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
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Gooner

A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon
Normal person:"Hey man what do you in your free time"

Gooner:"I goon!"
by erghuij June 29, 2024
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Gooner

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.
"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"
by UniversalTruths December 20, 2024
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gooners advocate

Similar to a devils advocate, someone who continues to argue for gooning and other forms of gooning.
Not to play gooners advocate but…
by SigmaAlphaDelta March 5, 2025
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Gooner

Rylan Berry is a FUCKING gooner
by TheSandManTwentyTen March 28, 2025
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Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.
Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.
by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024
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