fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by February 19, 2021

bloom shining

bloom shining is combining outdoor plants or outdoor art to the inside of your house by putting them near a window so it shows inside the house.

i like your bloom shining with the rose bush so close to the window, it appears to be inside the house.

by Von trudelburg November 27, 2022

Bot Bloom

When a player of low skill and/or level obtains ridiculous RNG (Random Number Generator) whilst attacking another player in a video game. Bot bloom allows players of low level and/or skill to have ridiculously accurate aiming and/or damaging abilities.

Particularly frequent in games such as; Fortnite, Runescape and League of Legends.

"Yo peep this fucking bot bloom, I'm getting LASERED!" ~ Said TSM MYTH
"Any one got a fucking med-kit? This fucking noob had bot bloom," ~ squealed Ninja
"Holy fuck this game is dog shit. Every noob out here killing me with fucking bot bloom," ~ complained Tfue
"AHHHHHH! How is a freaking AK outgunning my Purple pump?" ~ screamed NickEH30

by Vincy_nut_rag_mcgee May 16, 2019

bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head

she was so bloom hammered last night!

by iamadictonary February 13, 2011

Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

He looks like Max Bloom
OMG WTF YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

by Girlboss121212 October 09, 2022

Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

"He looks like Max Bloom"
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

by Girlboss121212 October 09, 2022

I hope your flowers bloom

A phrase coined by the musician bLAck pARty on the track Bloom of his debut album Mango.

The phrase I used to describe someone best wishes in mind such as attaining their dreams or developing into a great person.

John: "You're a great person I hope your flowers bloom"

Laura: "Thank you"

by TroubledTrout56 June 09, 2024