Baboons

A group of somewhat intelligent and skilled people who hide their abilities behind stupidity and overall foolishness

That brit and those Australians are actually baboons

by The British boi October 18, 2022

Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023

baboon

the most gorgeous girl ever

she is a baboon

by jobricnosn May 3, 2022

Baboonic

Adjective: Noises or actions similar, or related to, the behaviour of baboons.

Riley, Garrel, Gary and Sybren made baboonic noises all night long.

by Skeweneus Snoep October 11, 2017

Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?

Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?

Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022

Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?

Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022

Bayou Baboon

A racial slur used to describe an African American, Especially one originating from the deep south

Black man: "heya, can you show me to town?"

White man: "yeah back the way ya came ya got damn Bayou Baboon!"

by Southern hospitality June 1, 2024