Anus Rock

A genre of music characterized by any band whose lead singer oversings to the point of his voice sounding as if it were contrived out of the anal cavity.
Nickleback, Creed, Hinder are just a few Anus Rock bands.
by theottbaseballer April 10, 2008
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Knife in the anus

A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.

by simply visualising a knife in an anus, a person would tend to administer a feeling of distaste, thus rendering this term useful
A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.

A: Now that's a knife in the anus.
by krasbot2 July 12, 2010
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Anus Thrasher

Thrasher of anuses, king of the bumhole. Few will dare to conquer the anus, but those who succeed do so with rigor.
"You may get more pussy in one week than I will get in a lifetime, but I will get twice the anus you do pussy. One could say I am commander of the Anus Thrashers."
by RenegadePunk June 18, 2014
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Shotgun Anus

When a male is in the middle of a threeway and double penetration is involved he may call "shotgun anus", giving him the right to stuff the girl's pooper with his fat choad. The first person to call "shotgun anus" has dibs on the chick's crap factory. See choad, and/or calling shotgun for further reference.
Shall we double take that chick? Oh sweet......SHOTGUN ANUS!!
by Johnny Albright March 02, 2005
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Anxious Anus

-inability to take a dump when not alone in a public restroom.
I can never take a dump in our dorm bathroom because i have anxious anus.
by BLT64 March 04, 2010
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Anus Face

Literally: A guy/girl who has an anus for a face and shits out of it.

Actual: A fugly guy/girl who you would never ever insert your penis into/have a pnis inserted by.
"FUCKING HELL! What an Anus Face!"
by Snave Nareik July 25, 2008
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ripe anus

Ripe Anus, ripe-anus
1) A point in time directly after the relese of flatulants pertanning to the oriface.
2) The lingering smell of an individual who has a severe case of the mudd butt. In this case, an uncomplete wiping of the anus.
3) A refferance to the tightness of a girlfriends brown eye. Perhaps a boyfriends. Not my preferance.
1) Dude this song sucks Ripe Anus!
2) You stink, go wipe your ass you ripe anus!
3) Girl you have such a Ripe Anus!( That ones sure to kill her mood. Think it, don't say it.)
by NickName4U April 20, 2006
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