Slop Musket

It’s when one rips one’s dick off in one fell swoop.

Man, I was jacking off so hard last night I gave myself a slop musket.

by Sloppy Tamali June 14, 2020

slope slop

Racist word for Asian food

"Hey Matt what do you want for dinner?"
"Dial up some Slope Slop."

by mcpheematt November 18, 2012

Slop Claw

The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.

Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"

Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"

Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"

Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"

by Don Cuckold March 12, 2014

Codswallop Slop

A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo

Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop

by the britster November 23, 2011

Slopping Off

The female equivalent to jacking off.

I dont think you have a problem, I just think slopping off in public is suspect

no, I wasnt pissed...Just kinda annoyed I could hear her slopping off all night

by Boss_KushOG November 30, 2010

Slop Rocks

Giving head with pop rocks in your mouth.

She gave me that wam bam alakazam kind of slop rocks last night, im ethereal.

by aegic0la May 27, 2022

Pumping Slop

Something you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend

Mike: So what did you do over the weekend?
John: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was pumping slop all weekend!

by Kyuubinoneko October 14, 2019