the act of fornication (getting some) on the ocean, preferably on a Carnival cruise line. Usually with a random whore, (slut)(tourist)(cruiser)(tramp)(15 year old hoe)
by Jason and Josh July 07, 2006
by old gregg the first and only May 20, 2008
When something inexplicable happens, or you don't want to explain something, you can use "Sea Turtles" as a stand in.
'Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island'
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.
by J david February 02, 2008
by rinncess August 02, 2006
by NorCalFluke May 02, 2007
Becoming so enamored with passion that your entire world is flipped upside down in the best way, with the synchronicity of seeing their perfect booty move in ways you never thought possible (that when you think about it, you trail off in irrelevant thought and become so consumed in all things love and lust that you continually zone out no matter what important thing is currently going on in your life even if you're driving) ....... in some tight jeans, that your legs become so wobbly it's like you're out at sea.
Dude 1 : Yo, I met this girl. I didn't think she could be anymore perfect until we went to the club and I saw her twerking in these tight jeans. I fell over and spilled my drink on the bouncer and got kicked out! It's like I lost control of my legs.
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*
by Carleysguy August 24, 2021
An aquatic mammal also known as a "manatee" or "sea cow". Typically found tropical seas either sleeping, eating or floating. Very big. Very round.
by freshwaterplub April 04, 2021