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Rona-Smear

Having your nussy swabbed like a pap-smear to test for Covid-19.
Going in for my fourth Rona-smear. Maybe they'll find the cheerio I left there in 1981.
by Nenegade January 18, 2021
mugGet the Rona-Smearmug.

not today rona

Slang for “Not Today Corona Virus”- used on masks and things.
Yea, I’m wearing my mask, so not today rona.
by Lisa Sheppard February 17, 2021
mugGet the not today ronamug.

Rona Rollover

The act of lying on your side, having a Corona shoved into your ass and rolling onto your stomach. Another form of butt chugging.

Easier to perform with a beer bong, but you'll never use that beer bong again. Farting into the bottle is the best option and helps for ease of use.
You saw that kid who passed out last night?

Yeah, that kid was gone. I saw him do a Rona Rollover.
by CriminalCommunistOrBillionare October 30, 2017
mugGet the Rona Rollovermug.

Rona Cooch

When a chicks cooch is so bad it requires 2 masks to even get near. Also a slang term that girls can use kinda like an excuse as to why they aren't prim and proper in the ole hatchet wound area.
Dude 1: Man I went out with this chick she was banging bro I mean fuckin smoking hot ass and tits for days a super smile but........

Dude 2: But....... What c'mon man I saw her talking to you tell me what's up what happened??
Dude 1: Man it's a shame to have all that then have that Rona Cooch a crying damn shame. I couldn't get near it without wearing two masks man.
Dude 2:. Awww naw that is a shame!!!

Example 2
Chick 1: girl I got a date tonight he is cute.

Chick 2: Girl look at you long overdue long long overdue.

Chick 1: what u think I should wear or do about this (drops her pants)??
Chick 2: Damn girl we got work to do you got that Rona Cooch something serious. We best call Hallie, Chrystal , and Ben for this cooch over.
Chick 1: thanks girl every women in the world with the Rona Cooch needs a friend like you.
Chick 2: you bet they do!!!!
by Stick1 February 9, 2022
mugGet the Rona Coochmug.

Rona

Rona is the great emperor Attila's lions name. There are also rumors that its one of his brothers name like Bleda. Rona's tend to have humoungous schlongs and tend to have ALL of the alpha male traits, allthough they like to show themselves as sigma. This specie is what very girl wants to bang in highschool/university.
Always starts with a one night banger. Ends up in a long relationship. Because girls cant have enough of him.
1. - Rona looks like an interesting guy.

- Yeah I'd totally bang him.
2.- Did you get the Rona?

- You mean the virus? or the dong?
3.- ロナ一緒に寝られますか?(Rona can we sleep together?)

- もちろん小さな子 (Of course little one.)
by HeimerSchlonger November 22, 2021
mugGet the Ronamug.

Rona Ripple

The effects and consequences of Covid19 in your life and experience.
My travel plans were jacked up.... it was the Rona Ripple
by UncleLittleman April 13, 2020
mugGet the Rona Ripplemug.

ronas

amazing girlu in the whole world 😍😩😩 she is so cute and funny and pretty and u cant be her lololol 🙅🏻 ♀️🙅🏻 ♀️😐
hey!
don’t talk to me you aren’t ronas 🙅🏻 ♀️🙅🏻 ♀️😐
by supper famous June 7, 2021
mugGet the ronasmug.

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