Yer Mum

A common British variation of the American idiom 'yo momma' - usually used as a retort when one is insulted.

"You're such a big bell"

"Yer Mum's got such a big bell, I know 'cos I let it penetrate my ass."

by Tom Preston September 2, 2004

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Matts Mum

The excuse to anything and everything when in a conversation. It can be used to put people off, as an answer to ANY question and can be the response to anything such as a hello!

Dave: Hey man, whats up?
John: Matts Mum!

OR

Terry: What the f**k man, what are you doing?
Steve: Matts Mum, what else???

by "O" Town rep May 31, 2010

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ya mum

common insult i use in my every day life, being a strait female it is quite ammusing to see the reaction of the insulted

so what did you do for the long weekend?
yamum

by i could eat chocolate all night long April 27, 2003

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mum said

Same as "That's what your mum said, just shortend for snappier use.
But to the same or better effect.

person 1 "Shall we go in the front or back?"
person 2 "mum said!"

by mikeytjrc April 13, 2007

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ur mum

The apparent zenith of comebacks, used almost exclusively by 12-16 year olds.

Person 1: You sir, are a veritable nincompoop.
Person 2: ERR UR MUM LOL!1!

'I AD SEX WIV UR MUM LOL'

by Dougal September 27, 2004

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ur mum

the british form of "ur mom", a overused comeback that is funny if used as a joke or your kidding when u say it.

Person:Fuck U!
British Person: I fucked ur mum!

b_i_t_c_h678: i have sooo much homework.
this1person923: ur mom has so much homework! OH! BURN! WAT NOW!?!?!?!
b_i_t_c_h678: wtf lol

by The girl who wants to have Ryan Rosses babies July 16, 2006

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