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Lottery Hoe

A hoe who always flirts with the person in the same room as her that is the most attractive to her at the time. Whoever she ends up fucking is whoever she is around when she is horny.
Don’t fuck with Stacy, she is such a lottery hoe.
by WaltuhBlack January 25, 2023
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Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.
Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.
by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021
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Pig lottery

When there’s a whole bunch of fat girls willing to let you put your cash in their slot. AKA... PUSSY.
Friend 1: “Yo that sorority club is a pig lottery!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, Sally let me put my coin in her slot!”
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Ladyboner lottery

That skank just won the Ladyboner lottery.
by 3hourtour June 7, 2024
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blue lottery

When your a victim of excessive force or harassment from a police officer or department and will easily win a lawsuit case against them resulting in you gaining alot of money
Mark: Yo did you here Johnny got his nose broken by a cop just beacuse he didnt show his ID?

Sam: Yeah that fucking blows but he just won the blue lottery, hes bout to have mad cash.
by Catalyst10 June 3, 2019
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lunch lottery

A means to save money in which one family member, usually the mother, prepares lunch for all except one random member of the family.
How else can we cut on our spending? We are already doing lunch lottery.
by tree9368 May 9, 2022
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German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants
Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids
by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023
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