Lottery Fingers

The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.

John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”

by MookTheCook June 18, 2018

win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.

by recklessconduct February 19, 2025

Lottery

Yeah the numbers match but you didn't work for the money so I'm not going to pay you.

Hym "Can you imagine? You go to claim your lottery winnings and the guy says this. What kind of dishonest swindler thinks like this? I'll tell you who..."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2023

Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider

Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.

by Clevervirus July 24, 2024

Lottery Mouth

1.) Someone who says the very first thing that comes to their mind. Just like a lottery machine and how the first number that comes out is the number they say out loud.

2.) It is also when the thing you say is completely random. Like when a lottery machine spits out a number ball at random.

Jason keeps on yelling out completely random things. I think he may have lottery mouth.

by Jizzle99 April 17, 2015

Ratchet Lottery

When a black man is killed by police and his ratchet family uses it as an opportunity get rich.

Malik: Hey, where is Jamal's family? I haven't seen them around since the funeral.

Jayden: Theys moved out. They hit the ratchet lottery when they got the settlement money from the city.

by WileECoyote.genius May 15, 2025