If you first meet a Jordan. He can be a total weirdo. But he can actually be really nice funny, caring and loyal to his friends. A Jordan is a positive person who would do anything to make his friends happy. He is usually really funny an caring. If you ever meet a Jordan, Do not miss the opportunity to be his friend. He can be one of the best friends you have ever had!
"OMG! That dude is SOOO funny! He HAS to be a Jordan!"
"He bought me chocolate milk today! He is soooo kind!"
"He bought me chocolate milk today! He is soooo kind!"
by TiaLuvsDonuts August 21, 2018
Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.
by The Guy's Balls March 04, 2022
An antisocial, really smart, skinny, fluffy-haired boy. He has dark, brown hair and brown eyes. He is very weak. He is also brutally honest. He is a huge nerd and is in the school band. He is very strange and doesn't have many friends. He has anxiety. He is always seen wearing a hoodie.
by Old_Man_Joseph January 13, 2020
by The man with every dick pic November 12, 2019
GIRL:
A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.
A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.
by SO HO December 26, 2018
a absolutely striking human being (in this case: female)
has always been beautiful but glo-uped throughout her teen years. has hella thick and long hair, seductive dark eyes, drop dead gorgeous smile, is slimthick in the body, knows how to dress, everyone knows her and loves her some people even envy her because of how well-known she is. is destined to be famous, most likely a model or an actress. she can also sing and could probably be a singer.
jordan is hella fucking smart and a highkey badass. don't try and play her because she's petty asf and will get you back with something big. jordan is also really trustworthy, tell her a secret and she will take it to her grave cause she ain't no snitch and she's not about that drama. jordan attracts all types of guys and can pull your nigga easily, most guys are scared to come up to her because of how beautiful she is but when guys do ask her out she is the hard to get kinda type so they gotta work for her. jordan also cares very deep for her friends and will do anything for them.
overall jordan is literal perfection
has always been beautiful but glo-uped throughout her teen years. has hella thick and long hair, seductive dark eyes, drop dead gorgeous smile, is slimthick in the body, knows how to dress, everyone knows her and loves her some people even envy her because of how well-known she is. is destined to be famous, most likely a model or an actress. she can also sing and could probably be a singer.
jordan is hella fucking smart and a highkey badass. don't try and play her because she's petty asf and will get you back with something big. jordan is also really trustworthy, tell her a secret and she will take it to her grave cause she ain't no snitch and she's not about that drama. jordan attracts all types of guys and can pull your nigga easily, most guys are scared to come up to her because of how beautiful she is but when guys do ask her out she is the hard to get kinda type so they gotta work for her. jordan also cares very deep for her friends and will do anything for them.
overall jordan is literal perfection
by youregoals July 18, 2017
An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.
by Natalie20 March 07, 2019