Dangling Disappointment

Used to describe someone's penis that is less than blessed. A very small penis.

I hope this girl I met last night is ready for 2 and a half inches of dangling disappointment!!

by Stitchking July 29, 2011

Dangling Cheese

The jizz that dangles.

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?

by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 3, 2016

banana dangle

When you rest your penis over a balcony and let it fall downward.

Hang on, I'm going to banana dangle over this railing.

by BeeTleet August 19, 2014

Bum Dangle

Also known as a dingle berry, clinkers and chug nuts.
Dried poo chunks stuck in ones bum hair!

These bum dangles are really pulling on my bum hair.

by Scary Mary2 January 20, 2007

dangle ball

when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there

"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"

or...

"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."

by chin girl is number one October 7, 2003

angle of the dangle

The angle of the dangle
is equal to the mass of the ass
when the heat of the meat is constant

Tom used the angle of the dangle formula to assess his performance.

by 50's male September 2, 2009

bangle dangle

A middle aged balding overweight gentleman who jabs his penis head into his stomach fold to allow the dangling of his testies while free balling at work. Most Grocery store produce managers, 90% to be exact perform this act.

Tina - Walking to the salad bar "What the fuck is up with Blake?"

Jenny (Deli Clerk) - "uhhh is he walkin weird?"

Tina - "yep"

Jenny "then he's probably doing the "bangle dangle"

Tina - "I'm not even going to ask"

by dangchicago April 17, 2009