Cranberry Cock

Fucking a girl on her period and then getting her blood and/or blood clots on your dick.

Jake: I just did my girl and got cranberry cock!
Dan: dude what the fuck

by binary starrzzzzzzzzz December 12, 2023

Cranberry clapper

Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly

Hey wanna play cranberry clapper?

by Monsterhuntr499 January 28, 2025

cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon

"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."

by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020

Cranberry fart

A fart that gets trapped in either bedding or clothing and much later when the farter moves, the rancid ghost of last night’s dinner is unleashed having “lingered”, thusly olafactory senses are offended by the cranberry fart.

Sister: OMG! Did you just fart?
Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago.
Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?

Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.

by Keeping the Auntie status October 16, 2022

Cranberry

a girl named cranberry is thicccc, fit, pretty, and has an amazing personality. Even though she is beautiful she is very insecure. A girl like her is very competitive, sweet, honest, real, goofy, hilarious, and outgoing. She has gone through some stuff and is very hard on herself but at the end of the day she knows she is loved. She is probably pretty athletic, easygoing, and fun to be around even though she may crack harsh jokes sometimes but all the guys just want to call her theirs.

Man cranberry is just the whole package

by Ella Swanson June 6, 2019

Cranberry

or Клюква (klyukva) in Russian.

Stereotypical stuff about Russia and/or Russians in foreign cinema with using only things like vodka, espionage, communism, shapka-ushanka, etc to describe a Russian person/the whole country.

— Hey, what do you think about 'Red Sparrow' movie?

— That crap is full of cranberry man.

by crimsoncarnelian November 26, 2019

Cranberries

A guy who sucks at Fortnite who has the word Solaire in his username like a little default new gen.

Seth Rogan:You hear about cranberries
Kim Jong-Un: yea that guys sucks nuts at Fortnite, what an acoustic new gen,

by Marcos de Fortnite January 2, 2024