"Go Boris" is an expression similar in form to "Let's go Nandos" & "You going college?", popular with many teenagers and roadmen today. When you "Go Boris", you head to the toilet to void your bowels of greasy & malodorous sewage. See also "Free Tommy" for when you go for a very smelly dump that leaves the cubicle uninhabitable for a good half hour.
"Give me five minutes, mate: I've got to Go Boris first."
"I'm feeling well dodgy and there's a churning in my guts. I really need to Go Boris or I'll pebbledash my boxers."
"I'm feeling well dodgy and there's a churning in my guts. I really need to Go Boris or I'll pebbledash my boxers."
by Rusty Chuffhunter November 15, 2019

meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves
I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!
by jpdfive June 14, 2022

stacey : who is god again
kevin : boris kalashnikov m8
stacey : alright kevin i thought a divorce was enough leave me alone for god doesn't want you here
kevin : boris kalashnikov m8
stacey : alright kevin i thought a divorce was enough leave me alone for god doesn't want you here
by boris k4l4shnikov January 13, 2020

by Holmeless December 8, 2021

by Boris’s gf July 10, 2021

by Your life, your struth. May 28, 2023

Nigel like the feeling of the razor sharp cycle seat in his Boris Bridge as he rode over the cobbles
by Nigel Fuhrage January 19, 2018
