beetle dung

daddys long rod

i wanna see your beetle dung

by nicklee taster December 5, 2017

Skim-beetle

To leave; evacuate

Synonym for ‘hightail’

Skim-beetle guys. C’mon let’s go!

by jrmrbcax September 30, 2021

my Beetle

1. Used as a term of possession for a person of intended affection; one’s lover

Me, “I was speaking with my Beetle yesterday.”
You, “who?”
Me, “mine.”

by Dango mango June 2, 2024

asian beetle

when an ugly Asian wants a

one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle

That ugly Asian screamed even louder after she looked like an Asian beetle

by Sir Crocodile May 27, 2016

Big Bad Beetle Borg Boyo

Some dumb norse beetle fuck on discord

"You met the Big Bad Beetle Borg Boyo yet?"
"No, but I hear he's dumb and smells like wet rocks."
"Yeah, he's the same idiot writing this."

by Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal October 3, 2021

Bung Beetle

Noun: (Insult)

A dung beetle so dedicated he will mine his own turds.

Worse then a brown noser.

Beth is the Biggest BUNG BEETLE I know. If her head was any further up Christy's ass we wouldn't be able to see her feet.

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 1, 2019

holding the beetle

Someone grabs another persons feces right as it comes out, and holds it still and let’s it wriggle on his/her hand like a beetle.

She was holding the beetle last night.

by Jerome017 December 28, 2018