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Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.
No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.
by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018
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trip to the basement

An exceedingly traumatic experience or series of events that ruins your otherwise fine mood; a total downer.
Person A: "How it is going?"
Person B: "Well, driving back from the doctor's where I was diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, I was in an accident that killed my wife, child and dog. Other than that it's all good!"
Person A: "That's a total trip to the basement . . . "
by Word Pirate March 22, 2017
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Basement Marshmallow

A special type of keyboard warrior that lives in their parents' basement. Tends to be pasty, unemployed, overweight, and likes to harass people on social media.
Man, those basement marshmallows will just not log off today!
by comrade eevee May 22, 2019
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basement gamer

Someone who lives in their mothers basement and plays video games all day
Man that fuckin no-life is a basement gamer!
by Dawcy wacy March 26, 2016
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Dirt Basement

1.The butt ; i.e., the anus , or anal canal

Deriving from:

2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor
Example: ¹
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *

"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"

Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."
by less_jess October 19, 2019
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Basement Bomb

An explosive bomb made with everyday supplies such as household items.
Typically an optional weapon that could be used for school shootings and or robbery.
DIY Bomb
They were threatened when the person showed them the Basement Bomb in their backpack.

A student brought and ignited a Basement Bomb in the school cafeteria, which exploded!
by MyNameDeez January 10, 2022
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shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
by Rolene M December 24, 2010
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