laundry burrito

Made with clothes piled on the bed then wrapped up in a bed spread to make use of the bed possible.

The mood was broken by the need to pause to clear the bed and make a laundry burrito.

by artsy rev April 22, 2014

happy burrito

1: The act of having sex in a sleeping bag.
2: Being happy and rolled in your blankets

Phil and Marsha had a happy burrito last night in there tent.
I am a happy burrito

by AlsaineandSvenie December 26, 2014

burrito penis

Noun; to refer to a penis when it is soft much like a warm burrito

Example: His limp burrito penis did nothing to satisfy the cravings of her fish taco.

by Ahawk32 February 1, 2014

Side burrito

1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and round, like a burrito.

"I'll have a chicken parm, with a side burrito please."
"I hope my wife doesn't find out about my side burrito."

by theskoontz May 16, 2017

Burrito Bussy

The result of eating a burrito before getting slammed by your bros.

"I probably should've laid down a tarp, that's one helluva a burrito bussy you've got there"

by C3H8_Accessories May 6, 2022

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag August 30, 2006

Burrito

A sexual act in which a male inserts his penis into someone's anus who proceeds to flatulate until orgasm is reached.

I heard Chris and Sam ate some chili and then went off to make some burritos.

by heemknowz July 9, 2010