January 5th

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.

“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”

by ☠︎ September 25, 2023

June the 5th

June the 5th is International ask her or him out day. Good luck.

Boy 1: Look at her! She’s perfect!
Boy 2: What a coincidence! It’s June the 5th, go on and ask her out!
Boy 1: ...
Boy 2: Good luck ;)

by getagirlfriendman June 04, 2020

October 5th

COLE APPRECIATION DAY
today we appreciate how hot cole is

Cole is hot so we should celebrate Cole appreciation day on October 5th

by Coleishot October 05, 2021

5th Bird

To describe a lazy asshole who refuses to do any work or contribution for a group project.

Dude, you're being a real 5th bird.

by Bee Syrup November 11, 2015

March 5th

Dress like a top day

“Wow she really looks like a top today! Maybe because it’s March 5th”

by Annemae March 05, 2020

March 5th

Queen Doja has declared National Vibration/Aura Day on March 5th

I'm not feeling your Vibrations

Bro why are you telling me this

Cuz it's National Vibration/Aura Day!!!

March 5th

by Raph44 March 06, 2022

March 5th

The baddest bitch is born!! she is gorgeous and kind and sweet and smart!!she can always make someones day!!!But dont push her because she will ignore you ugly hoes!!! She is a really good friend!!the energy you give her is the energy she will give back!! She is a keeper so keep her in your life and try to get more close with her!!

"She is so sweet and kind!!she must be born on March 5th"

by baddie_mehh March 01, 2020