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vanilla cuddle

When someone you used to talk to just wants to cuddle as a friend but actually just wants to bang
Why can't we just be friends and vanilla cuddle?
by Millennialx May 11, 2017
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vanilla boner

Only being sexually attracted to normal sexual desires
Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?
by Espeoni October 10, 2015
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Vanilla Fireworks

When 6 or more men jack off on a biscuit. The last one to jizz on the biscuit must eat it and take cum to the face and head.
Me and me gay buds had a party and played truth or dare. We were all dared to do a Vanilla Fireworks and my friend lost it was so fun!
by FreddyTheJerk February 5, 2012
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vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.
"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".
by Anewmia June 15, 2019
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Flipping Vanillas

When swingers convert non-swingers (vanillas) into the lifestyle.
Joe and Kate were flipping vanillas while they were on vacation. The people had never been with another couple, and now they’re all going to Hedo together next fall.
by KandJ619 July 7, 2019
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Cherry Vanilla

A term in the swinger (non-monogomous lifestyle) for a person (or couple) who appear to be sexually open or adventurous, but doesn't (yet) actually engage in non-traditional sexual activities.

It's derived from the term "vanilla" which is used to describe a mainstream person who isn't in the swinger (or alt/kink) lifestyle.
Mary is such a hottie...do you think she'd be down for a threesome? No? Too bad...I guess she's a cherry vanilla.
by Not2serious November 18, 2016
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vanilla strip

1. The strip of skin between a female's vagina and anus.
2. The female version of the gooch.

Gets it's name from the section of vanilla in cosmopolitan ice-cream which is conveniantly located in between the pink and the brown.
"Oh my god, Yes! Lick my vanilla strip!"

"The vanilla strip in cosmopolitan ice-cream is my favourite"
by Daniel Fowler May 26, 2004
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