Teachers

Teachers are basic scumbags who do not give 2 shits about your social life. They pile on this fucking shit called homework that could take you hours to complete and once your done you have no time for yourself. And then the next day you just wanna shoots these fucking cunts who need to die soon. And then there's those useless tests on shit that your probably never gonna use ever like a fucking Cartesian plane. And you wait till the night before to study and u fail anyways. And then you just wish these teachers would get slaughtered by their own parents for fucks sake.

You fucking teachers are a pain in the ass

by Effhajsvsidhwkahscwh May 29, 2017

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That bitch that is also gay and melests random kids for fun on holidays

The Teacher raped Tommy again

by lilmac27 January 13, 2020

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The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.

The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!

by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019

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A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services

Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.

by blunderpants August 1, 2019

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