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Nah I can't fuck her, I got tequila dick.
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Tequila

A word often used by men to describe a female that consists of a very good top to bottom ratio, has a very pretty face, and could be rated within the scale of 8.0 out of 10. The word is often expanded on to provide an option for other situations such as a whisky tequila for an older female. In the event that there are multiple females together that fit the category, the word can be edited at the beginning with 'double', 'triple' etc depending on the number of females.
by ForestRep1 April 14, 2011
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Australian tequila shot

Taking a shot of tequila by: (in this order)

1. Snorting a line of salt.
2. Taking the shot.
3. You or a friend squirting lime into your eye.

Also known as a, "suicide tequila shot."
"Hey Ryan, Austin, Sean! Lets all take Australian tequila shots!"

"Only with Patron will I ever take another Australian tequila shot."
by M. J. Smith January 23, 2008
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Tequila Shine Box

A drink mainly drank on the West coast of Ireland. It must contain exactly 2 shots of Vodka, 1 shot of Tequila and an indeterminate amount of an orange flavored drink.

Failure by the bar person to make it correctly requires you to throw it back at them while hurling abuse until you are ejected from the establishment.
Mad Mike: "Can I have two Tequila Shine Boxes."
Bar Man: "Whats that?"
Mad Mike: "If ya don't know that ya can go home and get you f*#king shine box."
by Moe Balls April 3, 2007
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Tequila Texting

Texts sent while drinking heavily. Often to ex or desired loves. The act of texting while under the influence.
I went through my text messages from when we were getting hammered last night - I can't believe I was tequila texting your mom!
by KoolMoDug June 22, 2010
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Tequila Worm

As introduced and defined by Super Jail, the Tequila Worm is a the Spanish Fly's mortal enemy. Even when they are crazy horny, the Spanish Fly knows that the Tequila Worm is a truly filthy, disgusting bitch.

Super Jail's example can be used even in modern life! Who's that nasty bitch down the street who answers the door in NOTHING but a saran wrap nightgown, despite being at least 55? The Tequila Worm. Who's that skank who would hump someone for bus fare? The Tequila Worm. The filthy, gin-soaked man whore who picks up only the drunkest, nastiest women in bars just so he give them a quick and nasty and take off? The Tequila Worm.
Fly1: Hey.. Hey man, I need some. Any honeys nearby?

Fly2: No way man.. Only action around here is the Tequila Worm.

Tequila Worm: Hey boys, ride's only a quarter!

Flies: *vomit*
by Gorshinspew March 10, 2011
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Tequila Story.

A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.
Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.
by DaKoolA1dMan March 26, 2009
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