Dr. Technology

Your religion teacher, who happens to be particularly skilled with computers and the internet. Very likely to pronounce human as "youman"

"Did you hear Dr. Technology is the head of the technology committee?"

by user182737489 October 23, 2019

Fs3 Technology

A State-of-the-Art suspension system developed to dramatically increase the low-frequency output of a subwoofer. (Not the double surround like woox)

Fs3 Technology on youtube

by soundoffman April 5, 2010

TechnoDoldrums

Teck-know-dole-drums : (ADJ) the state of being forced into a lower tech situation than your are normally in, such as being forced to use Dialup after using Broadband, or going from a modern PC to one several years and many Megahertz slower

My dialup connection at home is like being in the TechnoDoldrums compared to the T-1 line at college.

by Infinite Loop August 26, 2005

Centre for United Nations Technology

Acronym for a derogatory term for a person (usually a woman). Considered by many to be one of the most offensive acronyms in the English language.

Person 1: I fucking hate Chris!
Person 2: Yeah, he definitely works for the Centre for United Nations Technology.
Person 1: I'm pretty sure he founded it.

by yalooze February 8, 2010

Technology

A pleasure inducing entity for those who consider themselves gadgeteers. Involves locking oneself in one's room and playing with objects of a technological nature. Often times people with lisp's or strange voices who can not socialize normally because of their impediment are accustomed to a love of technological activities as well as hold a fondness for all sorts of gadgets.

"Technology rules!" (commonly shouted by gadgeteers in conjuction with a hand sign meaning "I am a loser!")

by Yo Yo Yooo February 21, 2007

technology orgasm

v. When one expierences an wordejaculation/word on meer sight of new and/or flashy and/or expensive items. Both males and females can expierence a technology orgasm.

When I saw that 72" Plasma HDTV, in the back of that H2 Limo, I had a technologyorgasm. No no.. Serously. I really wordcame/word in my trousers..

Also see:
wordHoly Fuck/word
wordtigolbitties/word

by Vomit God March 19, 2003

Academy Of Information Technology and Engineering

A gay ass school where everyone worships the overlord Seji. The best class to have is Math where the teacher isn't there half the time so the only thing you do is smoke pot and play pokemon in the room for an hour and a half. Every Friday there is a sacrifice to the overlord Seji where someone has be slow roasted in a fire for twenty four hours, three minutes, and two seconds.

Are u going to go to westhill now instead of the Academy of Information Technology and Engineering?
Nope im being sacrificed to Seji this week.

by ^.^ rawr December 14, 2012