taking a shaw

Derived from the latin word sha, which means explosive diarrhea. The term differs from the phrase taking a shit because of the shear explosiveness of the action. The term is often used to get out of work for a week or more.

Man, I have been taking a shaw all freakin day. You can count on me not coming to work for at least the next 3 weeks. If you need me I will be watching Dexter.

by jesters November 30, 2009

Taking a Joey

When someone at work takes a shit for 40 plus minutes.

George is upstairs taking a joey.

by Timmyturtle May 22, 2019

Taking a Mendy

Fapping during a Skype-call.

Guy 1: *get's quiet*
Guy 2: Hey man, why did you go so quiet?
Guy 1: *making some weird noises*
Guy 2: Are you taking a Mendy?
Guy 1: Maybe....

by Friskfaksen November 11, 2014

natedogg take

A horrendous take/opinion that is unnecessary and comes off as trying to be different

Me : whos your favorite avenger?
You : antman
Me : bro thats a natedogg take

by Walter the white December 16, 2022

take the bullet

To be the designated driver for the nite

Thanks Elena for driving home from the Rancid show last nite! Next show, I'll take the bullet so no one gets a DUI.

by hbsteels November 3, 2008

Take it uptop

To lay the smackdown on someone. Usually early.

Yo, his ass was straight wylin' so I had to take it uptop, early! Naa mean?

by Shortytuz November 21, 2004

take the fade

accept the fight

I will take the fade

by Queen Court Reporter June 20, 2016