Type Time

A Philadelphia colloquialism used while politely questioning someone's presence in reality. Hardly ever used directly at the person unless meaning to insult them. Often used when someone is making little to no sense in any and all situations. The word "Type" may or may not be omitted

"He was on some other type time saying a quarter of an hour is 25 minutes"
"What was up with that dude making no sense?" - "idk, he was on some other type time"
*Someone asks a ridiculous question* - snarky answer - "I have a question, what time are you even on?

by Blushing Caligula March 29, 2023

Type 3

The highest level of intelligence. 100 times smarter than a Type 2.

He is a “Type 3”

by SoldMyCarForInternetAccess45 January 26, 2018

Cat Typing

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.

-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.

by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010

Cock Typing

A form of typing where you slap your dick against the keyboard.

Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.

Guy 2: This is why you have no friends

by Ihaveanaccount November 7, 2020

type 7

A watery shit, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid.
As defined by Bristol Stool Chart

After all that booze and that dodgy kebab last night, a type 7 was inevitable this morning

by jtevezl May 17, 2011

Wipe-and-Type

The practice of going through emails while on the shitter.

It wasn't until I heard the flush that I realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.

by Gipple December 24, 2012

boob-type

Boob Type: Verb; the act of inadvertently typing words while one's breast is pressed to a technological device.

super_cool28: daskgjbn----111,.

softballer99: What?!

super_cool28: Sorry! I was carrying my laptop downstairs and I pressed it against my boob by accident!

softballer99: OMG! You boob-typed!

by IVS September 19, 2009