Swine and Dine

When your cousin from Texas got lonely on his farm so he fucked the family pig.

"Teddy got lonely the other day I reckon and pulled the ole swine and dine on Betsy."

by NotTheFakeJetGreen May 7, 2017

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swine juice

The excess saliva that drips from ones mouth while performing fellatio.

Wow, you. Must have enjoyed giving me fellatio, the sheets are soaked in your swine juice!

by lethargic November 24, 2013

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Strawberry Swine

A noun substitute for the name of a morbidly obese red headed person. Jacob Thomason.

Strawberry Swine needs to move his fat ass to a farm in Montana so he can live his best life.

by El blanco D September 5, 2019

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mad swine

the swine flu. also h1n1.

me: "hey man i heard ian got that mad swine."

ethan: "yeah, that's terrible hope we dont get it."

by bedard4545 October 10, 2009

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Swine Flu

Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.

Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.

Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..

by Gluttonous April 29, 2009

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a flu, which actually started in a farm in the us, possibly by a farmer who went to mexico because he might have been closer to the boarder than anyone else. later the flu spear all over mexico, and then it spread all over the world. Now theres a vaccine that avoids it, but people in canada are dying because of it. so you better not take it till obama or some other important bastard takes it and lives.

For some reason it created such a hype around the world. :l

There'd already be a cure for cancer if it would have had such a big hype

guy1: *cough*
guy2: *backs away*
guy1: Dude i only have cold >_> fff.
guy2:riiiiiiiiiight. you probably have swine flu.
guy1: dont make me cough on your face.

by Your Doctor. February 8, 2010

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