Swamp Donkey

The baddest assed Honda fourwheeler in South Florida. It eats Polaris's for breakfeast and shits out Yamaha's. Don't try the Swamp Donkey unless you wanna get showed up.

Dude I think I just saw the Swamp Donkey. That things a beast in the mud.

by HondaSwampDonkey October 13, 2010

Swamp Donkey

Some Ratchet a$$ Black Bitch With A Daym Big butt

Hey Niggah see the Swamp Donkey Shitt Trying to Get That D

by DickAlHardonya December 16, 2012

Swamp Donkey

A group of IT ninjas made up of an elite squad from around the yorkshire uk.

who where those guys the swamp donkeys, who you coing to call, better then the a team of others

by swamp donkey wonkey July 8, 2012

swamp donkey

a skank; a girl who doesn't take good care of her self.

Man that girl is nuthin' but a swamp donkey. Look at that nasty ass, she stanks.

by Bran- don Dada July 1, 2009

Swamp Donkey

Swamp donkeys are women who frolic in mud for a living, and talk about things that are way above their pay grade.

you're a swamp donkey

by sswwaaughmpdongkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 14, 2003

male swamp donkey

A poor old bald drunk bastard, in his 30 ' still living with mama. Who can't get it up, it's hard to screw a piece of rope.

Wakes up in his mama's single wide with his hand holding his rope. Mama says son have you tried twisting your rope. Male swamp donkeys do it!!!

by Blue Smurf 76 June 2, 2015

Swamp Donkey

A crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.

"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW

by IMakeSparksWhenIWalk40 December 21, 2008