Paddle Steamer

The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.

"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."

by Turn3racing November 21, 2019

Sarnia Steamer

When you drop a log in the pop butter machine

My pop stinks! Oh some must’ve dropped a sarnia steamer

by Bigchod August 30, 2021

Bay Stealers

When someone parks in the Walmart pick-up parking spots to shop for groceries inside the store instead of ordering online, and taking a spot for a legitimate customer who ordered online.

I came here for my grocery pick-up, but these fucks took all the Bay parking spots near the entrance. Fucking Bay Stealers.

by WaltonT March 25, 2023

boston beaner steamer

Receiving a blowjob while having diarrhea

I had wicked shit the other day and my old lady came in and give me a Boston beaner steamer

by Eddie semper fi November 25, 2015

Clam town steamer

The act of shitting on your girlfriends vagina after the act of eating her out.. closely related to the Cleveland steamer

“Bro I gave my girlfriend a clamtown steamer last night” “damn dude what is that” “I shit on her pussy after I ate her out, that’s a nice clam town steamer”

by Jaynics July 26, 2019

pumpkin spice steamer

When a you pay a sex worker to paint their ass orange, like a pumpkin, then create a brown “stem” for the pumpkin by taking a shit. Then, they subsequently, sit on their client’s lap, imprinting the pumpkin shape on the lap.

Johnny was feeling festive and horny, so he paid a hooker for a pumpkin spice steamer to get in the fall spirit.

by CocoMomo October 18, 2021

Cleaveland steamer

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004