when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you're doing something that you're actually not.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.
i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn't catch me at this party.
My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.
doesn't catch me at this party.
My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.
by yoooollam October 20, 2009

A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.
-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
by BMonz February 5, 2012

A status on Facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide
Tim: Did you see how i got a new computer?
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!
by aza333 June 29, 2011

A pair of people who like to say how much they love each other by posting status updates on facebook about each other, and how much they love each other.
Status update from Blank Name: is so madly in love
Status update from Other Name: has never felt this way about anyone
Comment from: Third Party: God you guys are such status lovers
Status update from Other Name: has never felt this way about anyone
Comment from: Third Party: God you guys are such status lovers
by EYEM MEE March 25, 2009

A status post on facebook that asks you to copy and re-post as your status. Similar to chain email and letters.
Example: It is "I love my daughter" week. If you have a daughter that you love more than you can describe then re-post this as your status.
Example: It is "I love my daughter" week. If you have a daughter that you love more than you can describe then re-post this as your status.
by winelvr January 16, 2011

A status update on facebook that is widely popular and can get over 150 likes, even from people the poster doesn't know. The original status was "Girls who smoke cigarettes......... thats disgusting", and recieved 162 likes, and 95 comments. That day was amazing.
by girlswhosmokecigarrettes June 19, 2010

When taking any frowned upon action to a new and disgustingly horrible level that is much worse than it usualy is, because of added acts of being an asshole.
*Regular Douche Move*-Haha i kicked Jim in the nuts
*Supervillain Status Douche Move*-Haha after doing Jim's girlfriend, and then tossing his puppy over a bridge, I kicked him in the nuts.
*Supervillain Status Douche Move*-Haha after doing Jim's girlfriend, and then tossing his puppy over a bridge, I kicked him in the nuts.
by Sportinecronoob August 16, 2010
