Stairness

A person's ability to climb a large amount of stairs at a quick pace.

Honey Bear has a respectable level of stairness. He can do the Kerry Park stairs 6 times without stopping.

by Sheila Jules February 25, 2015

Yeet Yourself Down The Stairs Day

March 24: You yeet yourself body down the stairs for no god damm reason. It's abbreviation is YYDTSD

It's Yeet Yourself Down The Stairs Day, so get to the top of the stairs and just jump.

by I probably write memes November 13, 2022

the down stairs glove

Used to stop pregnancy

Jake: Yo I heard Miya is pregnant
Paul: Yea, forgot to use the down stairs glove

by Qarti January 5, 2023

Stairs

If you have a younger brother who plays the violin and you play the piano, AVOID STAIRS AT ALL COSTS for the sake of your life. Trust me on this, bro. Stairs are dangerous. If you are an OMORI fan, this will make complete sense without explanation.

Mari: WHY DID YOU THROW YOUR VIOLIN DOWN THE STAIRS!?!?
Sunny: I don't wanna do the recital!
Mari: Too bad, bitch!
Sunny: Move outta my way
Mari: No!
Sunny: *sigh* You leave me no choice *epically pushes her down the stairs*
Mari: *does an epic backflip before dying*
Basil: Oh, hey Sunny- OH MY GOD-

by Fernwing143 February 14, 2024

Down Stairs in the attic

Somebody strange or odd.

Or somebody who's a funny type of weird

wow isn't Jamie a down stairs in the attic?!

sometimes you can be such a down stairs in the attic ! LMAO

by penguin5225 September 3, 2018

Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object

Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!

by Whiskeytango January 11, 2021

fall up the stairs

a phrase used as a roast. commonly used when being a bae snack.

caroline: why don't you just fall up the stairs
larkin: fall up the stairs? ok?

by HAWTMUFFIN MRS SARTORIUS May 8, 2018