Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.
Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.
by eliza_something September 14, 2023
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Stair steps

Mary’s kid are less than nine months apart they’re stair steps
by Sawakonori June 15, 2024
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Slippery Stairs

The only sport where everyone has a big grin the whole time.
"Have you seen the new Slippery Stairs world championchip?"
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stair-gating

when someone tailgates you as you walk up a flight of stairs, especially when alone in stairwell
yo, can you stop stair-gating me? there's plenty of staircase for you.
by hater3 May 17, 2009
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Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up
“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.
by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022
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Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object
Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!
by Whiskeytango January 12, 2021
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Stair-Patrol

When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty
"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."
by YESSIRR!! July 07, 2013
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