Squirrel

A nickname for the animal-looking toupee on a guys head. It becomes the guy's nickname when he's a prick even though he's wearing a toupee.

I wonder if the Squirrel is being "cool" at the Kerryman tonight?

by hlsulliv April 21, 2008

squirrel

slut who's forte is to eat nuts

ecounter with grace again?..that squirrel loves her nuts

by ozslang August 23, 2003

Squirrel

Someone who needs to get their nut.

linsday: i just broke up with mike.
sam: girl! you gotta get your nut tonight!
lindsay: nah, dude, i'm not a squirrel.

by lamzy413 September 27, 2010

The Squirrel

In an archaeological dig, men found a statue of a Squirrel. It was unclear when the Squirrel was made. The Squirrel is grey and is made of stone.

The Squirrel now resides in a cage in Ottawa, and is only freed when a score of 50 is acquired in the sport Flügenball.

Yesterday we got 104 hits in Flügenball. Do we get to see the Squirrel twice?

by A bird. January 18, 2010

squirrel

someone who loves nutz! NUT LUVAHS

Get off dat man's nuts, SQUIRREL!!!!!

by Chipmunk July 18, 2003

squirrel

A slang term for a vagina.

"While you're over here those cheerleaders are over there, scamming on all your squirrel. But that's okay, cuz you don't have dicks anyway"

-Bring it On! The Movie.

by Seye November 20, 2003

squirrel

A girl who thinks sucking lots of dick will make her more popular. Generally tends to be abit over-weight or chubby.

Bob: Yeah, she swallowed mine!
Larry: You and the rest of the school, man. She's just a damned squirrel.

by criticaloversite January 12, 2004