Someone in your friend group who lives super far and out of the way from every hang out. They never offer to pay for gas. They can get a licence but can't get one because they're too lazy or always forget to get their own for whatever reason. Yet they always expects their friends that can drive to pick them up whenever you get together.
Stevie is such a fucking spongebob, bro needs to get his license so that I dont have to pick him up everytime.
by FoxWitSocksLockInBox September 27, 2023
Get the Spongebobmug. I did a spongebob on my bitch last night
by Peewee-hermanizer October 17, 2014
Get the Spongebobmug. He has some SpongeBob pick up lines.
by Trent mofo Davis May 14, 2018
Get the SpongeBobmug. A super funny TV show in nicklodeon he is so dumb.His best friend Patrick Star is a complete idiot or should i say Caballa.
Scooter:Hey Spongebob is back
fish#1:Spongebob?
Scooter:Ya
Spoongebob:Yah i'm back
fish#2:Yah the worlds most famous fried cook
fish#1:Spongebob?
Scooter:Ya
Spoongebob:Yah i'm back
fish#2:Yah the worlds most famous fried cook
by Markus Cruel September 1, 2005
Get the Spongebobmug. The SpongeBob
The 'SpongeBob' look, taken from the the character name and American animated T.V series/ Media Franchise,'SpongeBob SquarePants'.The SpongeBob is used best to describe someone who has a square shaped, heavy upper body with no waist, but skinny legs. Hot on the heels of the Muffin Top, The SpongeBob will also become common place due to fashionista's insisting that leggings are back in for Autumn Season 2006.
The 'SpongeBob' look, taken from the the character name and American animated T.V series/ Media Franchise,'SpongeBob SquarePants'.The SpongeBob is used best to describe someone who has a square shaped, heavy upper body with no waist, but skinny legs. Hot on the heels of the Muffin Top, The SpongeBob will also become common place due to fashionista's insisting that leggings are back in for Autumn Season 2006.
"you have such fantastic legs..but that outfit makes you look a bit SpongeBob.."
"Those metallic leggings are fierce!!..but the jumper on top makes you look too SpongeBob!"
The SpongeBob is NEVER a good look ladies (or gents).
"Those metallic leggings are fierce!!..but the jumper on top makes you look too SpongeBob!"
The SpongeBob is NEVER a good look ladies (or gents).
by Miss Marvel November 10, 2008
Get the The SpongeBobmug. A diligent fry cook.
However, he has the potential to bring the Krusty Krab, literally, BILLIONS if he were a prostitute.
This is because he has so many holes and therefore and can take millions of customers at a time.
However, he has the potential to bring the Krusty Krab, literally, BILLIONS if he were a prostitute.
This is because he has so many holes and therefore and can take millions of customers at a time.
Sandy: "Hey Patrick, im gonna go fuck Spongebawb, that cute little critter, he is."
Patrick:"No! Spongebob is MY best friend so I will go screw him FIRST!"
Spongebob: "Hey don't worry guys! I've got plenty of holes to spare! Sandy, you go on hole #968 and Patrick ima give you a blowjob. Just $500 per hour guys. No checks accepted."
Patrick:"No! Spongebob is MY best friend so I will go screw him FIRST!"
Spongebob: "Hey don't worry guys! I've got plenty of holes to spare! Sandy, you go on hole #968 and Patrick ima give you a blowjob. Just $500 per hour guys. No checks accepted."
by bubenwang July 7, 2010
Get the Spongebobmug. by SouthernPlaylisticD December 17, 2008
Get the spongebobmug.