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Sphincter Slapped

1. The act of being repetitively struck on the anus with devastating force.

2. Before preforming anal sex with a back door virgin, you spank her rectum to "tenderize" or "loosen" the anus for easier penetration
1 ex. "Yea man, last night at dinner Hillary got me Sphincter Slapped when she told my parents about my herion addiction."

2 ex. "While in bed with Hilary the other day i flipped her over and Sphincter Slapped her for anal preparation."
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Sphincter Bonnet

A term for asshat reserved for polite company or an ass hat of feminine manners and personality.
Excuse me miss but you are being a sphincter bonnet.
by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011
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sphincter sailor

somone who likes it up the butt... AKA butt pirate
justin beiber is such a sphincter sailor. he will love getting prison fucked
by southpaw365 May 2, 2014
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Sphincter Plinko

(sfink-ter plinck-o)

The act of having a group of people bent over naked around you in a circle, and then using your erection to penetrate different anus' quickly and briefly at random.
"Oh man, my Friday night was awesome! We had a couple people over, had a few drinks, and played Sphincter Plinko. Talk about putting some stank on it, Yeah Boi!!"
by FuzzyDunnlopp March 19, 2017
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sphincter clipping

The act of, or results from human
waste disposing. Commonly referred to as,
"taking a shit".
1}"Hey darling, did you forget to flush the toilet
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"

2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"
by bgdeee December 31, 2007
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Sphincter winks

The closing of the butthole on your finger as you touch your sphincter in a winking motion
Nick Colvin isn't satisfied until his sphincter winks.
by LandysRockCandy January 26, 2015
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sphincter slam

A sexual manovere in which sum 1 proceeds to jump and land on there front will giving sumone a buttfuck
Jim gave micheal a huge sphincter slam.
There was blood every where
by Lucas December 31, 2003
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