Sphincter Bonnet

A term for asshat reserved for polite company or an ass hat of feminine manners and personality.

Excuse me miss but you are being a sphincter bonnet.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

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sphincter clipping

The act of, or results from human
waste disposing. Commonly referred to as,
"taking a shit".

1}"Hey darling, did you forget to flush the toilet
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"

2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"

by bgdeee December 31, 2007

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sphincter sailor

somone who likes it up the butt... AKA butt pirate

justin beiber is such a sphincter sailor. he will love getting prison fucked

by southpaw365 May 2, 2014

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Sphincter Slapped

1. The act of being repetitively struck on the anus with devastating force.

2. Before preforming anal sex with a back door virgin, you spank her rectum to "tenderize" or "loosen" the anus for easier penetration

1 ex. "Yea man, last night at dinner Hillary got me Sphincter Slapped when she told my parents about my herion addiction."

2 ex. "While in bed with Hilary the other day i flipped her over and Sphincter Slapped her for anal preparation."

by DoppelBanger6969696969696969 July 6, 2011

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Sphincter Burp

A toxic, disgusting, vile fart on steroids.
If you smell one, you will die.

Jimmy: farts
Tom: sniffs. "Do you smell that?"
Jimmy: smirking "noooo"
Tom: face turns green. Throws up
Jimmy: "OH GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!"
Tom: coughs up blood and a piece of his lung. "Looks like my times up. Bt dubs dont ever release a sphincter burp dumbass. You hold it in." dies

by Exquisitine Buble-Schwinslow August 3, 2016

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