by Lyle Kellis April 24, 2022
Get the dirty Sneakermug. Crappy trainers that asylum seekers wear . Normally Lonsdale or bargain budget black and white Nikes
by Grantox August 8, 2025
Get the Asylum sneakersmug. Relates to: free boatride plan.
Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.
The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.
The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
Get the sneaker testmug. 
Somebody who offers you to be a BALLERINA in a secret fashion as so much so homonystic coding is used.
As say it in CHOO CHOO TRAIN FASHION.
As say it in CHOO CHOO TRAIN FASHION.
I got some great TINA
TURNSCHUHE-SNEAKERS.
TURN HUSH CHE SNEAK SER TINA oh you mean , be quiet sneak CUNT bitch in your car sir , I rather TURNSCHUHE-SNEAKERS on a DIME.
TURNSCHUHE-SNEAKERS.
TURN HUSH CHE SNEAK SER TINA oh you mean , be quiet sneak CUNT bitch in your car sir , I rather TURNSCHUHE-SNEAKERS on a DIME.
by METE MEAT MEET May 7, 2021
Get the TURNSCHUHE-SNEAKERSmug. One might use this phrase to cover up cheating on a boyfriend... Simply tell others the hickeys on your neck are from a girl's sneaker stepping on your chest during cheer-leading practice.
Afryca: What is that all over your neck and chest?
Chyna: Oh..uh.. just sneaker hickeys from the football game.
Afryca: ...Right.
Chyna: Oh..uh.. just sneaker hickeys from the football game.
Afryca: ...Right.
by lalalalaliar December 18, 2010
Get the Sneaker Hickeymug. by @learningszn October 13, 2018
Get the sneaker twittermug.