When Jerry was drunk he decided that he was going to start swagging a cactus. He later regretted it, saying that the taste never really left his mouth.
by capitaly777 May 25, 2011
Get the Swagging a Cactus mug.In a public area if one friend see's an attractive person they will tell their friends TAG. Which claims the TAGGED as their partner tonight for some theoretical sex or if you’re smooth enough then real sex.
If a friend wishes to make the person that called Tag DO IT YOU WONT, they call them out on it. DO IT YOU WONT cannot be called if the person that was tagged is with someone that would kick the person’s ass, who announced TAG)
A TAGGED person can be retagged for someone else if one goes up to the TAGGED and touches them and says TAG(Be sly while doin)
If two people call TAG simultaneously then they get to EIFFEL TOWER the TAGGED.
In a public area, if one see's a F-UGLY person he or she will tell their friends, SKAG. Which claims the TAGGED as someone else’s tonight for some theoretical sex or if you’re a person with no morals then real sex. Defining whos the lucky one is determined by the person saying the SKAGGING
If two people call SKAG simultaneously then they get to give the TAGGED to a third friend. (Third friend DOES NOT need to be in attendance)
If one SKAGS someone of the same sex it must be tastefully funny. If not funny this will become obnoxious
If one SKAGS an inanimate object it must be tastefully funny. If not funny this will also become obnoxious
If someone becomes a TAG hog, then their friends must enforce the DO IT YOU WONT. The TAG hog will not be allowed to TAG till they address someone they had TAGGED
If a friend wishes to make the person that called Tag DO IT YOU WONT, they call them out on it. DO IT YOU WONT cannot be called if the person that was tagged is with someone that would kick the person’s ass, who announced TAG)
A TAGGED person can be retagged for someone else if one goes up to the TAGGED and touches them and says TAG(Be sly while doin)
If two people call TAG simultaneously then they get to EIFFEL TOWER the TAGGED.
In a public area, if one see's a F-UGLY person he or she will tell their friends, SKAG. Which claims the TAGGED as someone else’s tonight for some theoretical sex or if you’re a person with no morals then real sex. Defining whos the lucky one is determined by the person saying the SKAGGING
If two people call SKAG simultaneously then they get to give the TAGGED to a third friend. (Third friend DOES NOT need to be in attendance)
If one SKAGS someone of the same sex it must be tastefully funny. If not funny this will become obnoxious
If one SKAGS an inanimate object it must be tastefully funny. If not funny this will also become obnoxious
If someone becomes a TAG hog, then their friends must enforce the DO IT YOU WONT. The TAG hog will not be allowed to TAG till they address someone they had TAGGED
SKAG!!!!! That Nessy(transvestite f-ugly) is totally yours Tom, said by Sean. Tom says ALRIGHT!!!!!!
TAG!!!!! That fire hydrant is mine to sit and spin, says Tom. John goes up to hydrant and touches and yells TAG!!!! They make sprinklers together.
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TAG!!!!! That fire hydrant is mine to sit and spin, says Tom. John goes up to hydrant and touches and yells TAG!!!! They make sprinklers together.
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"Dude, I totally have shagging rights to that hottie over there"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"
by TommyGunz519 August 22, 2011
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when you go into a store with either,
a) no intention of buying anything
b) no money to buy anything with
just to waste time (i.e. waiting for your friend/a bus/direct deposit to go through)
shlagging can happen unintentionally as well, if one intends on buying, but ends up not purchasing for any reason.
when you go into a store with either,
a) no intention of buying anything
b) no money to buy anything with
just to waste time (i.e. waiting for your friend/a bus/direct deposit to go through)
shlagging can happen unintentionally as well, if one intends on buying, but ends up not purchasing for any reason.
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