Sloppy Joe

another word to use for hoe, usually said by miserable cows named Courntey

Caitlyn: They think I'm sloppy joe cause they think that I'm a hoe! I'm not!

by Nisie April 26, 2016

Sloppy Joe

diarrhea

"Nigga i left a Sloppy Joe in the toilet"
"Dinner is served"

by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

West Nigerian Sloppy Joe

A male must shit into a baking pan and it it in the oven at 325 for 25 minutes then , without letting it cool off dump it on his sleeping wife while wearing floaties and sandals only .

How come your wifes mad at you?

Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .

by Dr.WTF July 25, 2025

Sloppy Joe

Shitting explosive diarrhea on a vagina, and then performing cunninilingus

After I had the 5 alarm chili, I took my wife home and gave her the ol' Sloppy Joe

by RustyShackelford69420 December 26, 2021

Sloppy Joe

When you tie someone up and begin excrement on their vagina. After you do that eat it.

Let me sloppy joe you.

by anonymous January 15, 2022

sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023