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skin slope

A skin slope happens post nursing after your boobs have been filled with mothers milk after they have been deflated by suckling infant children. You are left with sagging skin and a nipple.
Oh man my boobs used to be taught and percky but post nursing im left with saggy skin slopes
by Faith Breast June 20, 2017
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Schumann Slope

When you get on your bosses bad side and everything you do is ill received furthering your decline down the "slope". Every good deed is twisted and manipulated into a negative outcome usually ending in being fired and/or career ending marks placed on your records.
I've been in the doghouse lately, I feel like I'm on a Schumann Slope out of here.
by T-bone2 March 2, 2018
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The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
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Summer Slopes

When you're all stinky and slimy from not showering or working out and you slide your private parts down your significant others face.
After working a double and too many drinks my significant other was to drunk to notice her trip to the summer slopes.
by Scotty~knows19 July 26, 2020
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Slope joint

I'm gonna hit up that new slope joint for lunch, heard their rangoons are amazing
by Harry Moe Lester September 18, 2020
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Mogul Slopes

Also sometimes known as the powder room, the Mogul Slopes are where bar patrons and party goers go to snort cocaine.
Sam was having a boring night at the club, so she and Angela went into the mogul slopes to brighten their night.
by Bond, James Bong January 16, 2013
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slope widow

Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).

Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
by AN00B135 March 2, 2023
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