Person
1: Why did you just look up the definition of the word slap?
Person 2: I
don't know, just felt like it.
Person
1: *Slaps Person 2*
Person 2: Did you just slap me for searching the definition of slap?
Person
1: Yes I did. And you can't do anything about it because this isn't a real conversation.
Person 2: Oh, right.