First used in the Brittish TV show Spaced.
If someone is telling a boring story "Skip to the end" can be used to speed things up.
If someone is telling a boring story "Skip to the end" can be used to speed things up.
Daisy: Dear Tim - Please forgive the letter; I'm feeling a bit confused. Everything seems to have changed recently. We all seem to be drifting apart like leaves from once-green oak -
Tim: Skip to the end.
Tim: Skip to the end.
by lordkilljoy November 06, 2009
A slang term used to express an unwillingness to do something.
Also; Skip that noise, Skip your noise, Skip their noise, etc.
Also; Skip that noise, Skip your noise, Skip their noise, etc.
Person 1: Hey, I heard Stephenie Meyer is coming to sign books! Wanna go see her with me?
Person 2: Skip that noise! What are you, a faggot?
-OR-
Party Host: Who wants to play Scategories!?
Party Goer: Skip this noise, lets go to a bar.
Person 2: Skip that noise! What are you, a faggot?
-OR-
Party Host: Who wants to play Scategories!?
Party Goer: Skip this noise, lets go to a bar.
by SuckitMerriam June 29, 2009
When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.
I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.
by ToiletMint69 February 10, 2023
The act of skipping ahead when watching pornographic material online. Primarily happens when the porn-skipper is searching for his preferred sexual position or would simply like to fast forward to the climaxing.
by TheFooz February 28, 2017
An album put out by a musician that one is able to listen to all the way through without changing the song.
by Lionel C. Davidson March 18, 2007
by infinitylies April 11, 2010