peel the gum off the sidewalk

When your balls are sweaty and the skin sticks to one thigh and you pull it off

Oh man, hey I will be right back I gotta go peel the gum off the sidewalk

by P. Ennis February 26, 2017

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reverse jockey sidewalk steamer

Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.

dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.

by SmorGASbordSextyN9ne December 07, 2009

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strip of grass between street and sidewalk

The tree lane. This is what everyone called it when I was growing up in Western Indiana.

The kid's ball rolled across the strip of grass between street and sidewalk and

into the gutter.

by mister krinkly November 06, 2013

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like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.

"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009

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sidewalkerism

A non-religion which conveys to believers the promise of a new toaster without actually delivering the item. An internet term referring to one of the non-rules of the non-religion, Sidewalkerism.

I had my haircut today, which I know breaks the rules of Sidewalkerism.

by swamplizard January 07, 2007

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